Chito Cheese
If Chito* was a cheese he would be this one, its small and smells of cabbage just like him. Why JP bought this I dont know, my fridge now smells like a bin.*Chito - the midget who used to work in Finnigans / PJ's in Abu Dhabi... Small hands smells like cabbage as all good midget do.
posted by Paul at 10:59 am
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There was nothing wrong with MY cheese!
And just think what your fridge would have smelled like if he hadn't bought the light version...
And who buys light cheese anyway. Who they kidding!
He's French
No Frenchman would ever buy light cheese. Is he actually an international spy and figured no one would ever believe that someone would fake being French?
He’s lived in the UK long enough to be civilised so no longer wears berets or hangs onions round his neck a-la 'Allo Allo'. But he does tend to take lots of photos and make notes about the goings on in Dubai, perhaps he's a spy for the Gestapo?
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